Internet Sex - Free

Let's face it, single guys in the new millennium have it rough. We work hard, we try our best to look good, drive a nice car and portray an image of success that makes women want to say, 'I want to fuck you.' And yet, we all go through our dry spells. Luckily, there are adult DVD rental services that help us through these periods by providing quality porn dvds and other adult materials to keep us busy. But of course nothing beats getting laid (although watching a good DVD porno with a partner is pretty awesome). My favorite way to get laid, is of course free Internet sex.

With all the shit out there like diseases and the worry of earning a slutty reputation, more and more chicks just aren't putting out. You ladies have it easy - you are free to pick and choose whomever you want to take to bed with you. But we guys have to take what comes to us. Luckily, today there are more options for meeting potential fuck-buddies and getting sex on a regular basis - besides the obvious scenes, there are Internet resources like matchmaking sites, personal ads and chat rooms.

Going up to girls in bars can be the biggest pain in the ass. First you have to get liquored up enough to face rejection, as it can often be the case. Then you have to think of witty stuff to charm her off her feet and into the sack. But don't be too slow on the draw, or she'll lose interest quickly. Then you have to buy her drinks to keep the convo going. And finally, if you're lucky enough to get her to come home with you, you better have a way of getting there quickly and safely.

Bars are fun, but they just aren't efficient. You could spend $100 on drinks, talk to one potential mate and strike out. You could get lucky, but why go through all that? Let's think like salesmen guys. Put yourself out there for as many people to see as possible and see what happens. Pay the fucking $10 a month to have a personal ad up - think of it as buying 2 drinks - one for yourself and
one for the chick you're talking to. Only this $10 gets your picture and whatever you say about yourself out there for maybe hundreds of women to see. Use a good pic, and write something nice, but not sappy.

Chat rooms are another avenue to get Internet sex free. In a chat room, talk is cheap (free actually)
and you can hold conversations with several wet-pantied cum guzzlers just itching for your cock. You'd be amazed how much more willing women on the net can be. Their friends don't see what they're up to and they can explore the sexual side that's been repressed due to social 'norms.'

Get Laid on the Internet - the Secret

OK here's the real deal. If you're looking for a wife, I can't help you. But if you want to get laid on the Internet for free, here's the secret. First, you need a good picture. No cock shots unless you're hung like a horse. Next, you need to express what you're looking for, with a little sugar coating. None of this 'lonely guy seeks discreet encounter' bullshit. It doesn't work, and you'll just look desperate. Say something witty, make them laugh. Make a girl laugh and she'll laugh straight into your bed and onto your cock. The beauty of the net is you get a precious extra couple of seconds to think of something creative to say, rather than completely on your feet, so make it count. Got her laughing?

Good. Now you need to show your adventurous side - stuff you like to do outside the bedroom. And no I don't mean sex in public places. Women equate your abilities outside the bedroom to how well you perform. Mountain climbing, off-road racing, snowboarding - it could be anything as long as there's a little danger to it. Just make sure it's true because they'll ask questions and you better have the answers.

Ok she's ready to meet you - now what? Well, you have to play it by ear. Some girls expect you to take them out before they give it up. Others will be happy to just come over and suck your cock. Whenever possible, have her just come over - it's much simpler and is a surefired path to Internet sex - free. If you're out, you have to entertain her for a few hours and then convince her to come over your house. If she's already there you just have to get her hot and nine times out of ten, she's all yours. How do you get her over? Simple. Learn to cook a few things. Mention your abilities in conversation and describe the meal like it was the best sex you ever had. She'll want some. Offer to cook her dinner - it's romantic, shows off your abilities and best of all, gets her over your house. Not to mention, your date costs about $15 - $3 worth of meat (unless you put a dollar value on sausage), $1 for pasta or rice, $1 for salad or veggies, $9 for a bottle of wine and $1 for a condom. The only added expense is $1 per additional load you shoot. Plus you'll have leftovers, unless she likes to eat. Oh, and no naughty stuff before dinner - you want every ace in the hole before going for the goal. Don't make anything heavy either to put her to sleep or give her cramps. Chinese food is good, or a light pasta dish. Stay away from really greasy stuff like eggplant parm or anything deep fried.

If you must take her out, be smart about how you ask her over. Most women aren't receptive to the 'I wanna fuck' line. Try something more like, 'I don't want this night to end yet.' Oh, and don't freak her out. Be nice, and be respectful. If she doesn't hook up with you, so be it. Once you get your game right, most of them will want to screw you, and you'll be able to filter out those who don't. Plus, she might have friends to hook you up with.

There you have it, my take on Internet Dating. Follow my tips for free Internet sex and see what happens. In between renting the best porn DVDs, put yourself out there and get some booty!